Friday, September 21, 2007

MONDAY 08 SEPTEMBER 2007, FROM 8.00 A.M. TO 8.30 A.M, WE'LL BE HAVING THE CME PAPER.

Okay, Fifi, did I miss out anything else? Stupid Fifi, CME don't need to take. I'm convinced that those people who passed CME have lesser moral values than those who failed. Because those who passed are either 1) lying, or 2) saints. And I know none of us here are saints. Which only leaves us with one option. And since when is lying a virtue? So at least those who failed are sort of admitting that they are immoral. And they aren't lying.

Anyway, I passed CME. So that makes me a BAD person.

-Yvonne

It's Yvonne here, and I'm just messing around. Don't worry, there's no harm done. I'm not going to kill any endangered animals or tear a gaping hole in the ozone layer. But just a warning: I have no idea what I'm writing about sometimes.

Anyway, haven't been using blogger for a long time. So thought I'll just try out the colours and all, ya know? Maybe it has a nicer shade of blue than those at wordpress.com.

Okay, going to do something a little more useful now. Posting the dates of our EOYs. Yeah, it's not exactly useful. Shortens your lifespan by like, five years just thinking about it. And I bet some people have already memorized by heart.

25 September 2007: English.
27 September 2007: Social Studies.
1 October 2007: AMaths and Chemistry.
2 October 2007: EMaths and Literature Paper 2.
3 October 2007: Physics and History.
4 October 2007: Chinese Paper 1, Chinese Paper 2 and Chinese Listening Comprehension.
5 October 2007: Literature Paper 1.

Hope I've got the exam schedule right. Maybe I'm reading the exam schedule for the CT, who knows? Yeah, it's a little colourful (yes it IS colourful, it's in different shades of blue). This is ART okay?!

Just something random. Linkin Park's performing here in our sunny little island on 13 November 2007 in the Singapore Indoor Stadium at 7.00 p.m. for their asia tour. Yep, those uber cool dudes.

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!

This has got to be the best thing ever. Anyway, to find out more, you guys can go to www.myspace.com/linkinpark or www.linkinpark.com. And no, those are not my favourite websites.

Tickets are priced at $68, $88, $128 and $148, if I'm not wrong. I can't really remember. They're on sale since last Thursday. Tickets can be purchased online too. Just go to any sistic website, and there you go.

Besides Linkin Park, My Chemical Romance, Taking Back Sunday, Placebo, HIM, Julien-K, Mindless Self Indulgence, Saosin, Styles Of Beyond, The Bled, and Madina Lake are also part of the lineup. Don't ask me who they are, I have no idea.

It suddenly struck me that I'm spreading my erm, beliefs (actually, more like infatuation) for Linkin Park everywhere. No, I'm not this crazy stalker who goes after my idols. Why? Well, number one, because I'm not crazy and number two, I have no idea how to stalk people. I didn't attend courses like "How To Be A Number One Stalker". Nor do I carry this little book with me that says "Top 10 Ways To Stalk People".

Okay, back to topics that people actually care about (people should care A LOT about Linkin Park, because they rock).

Okay, noticed that people are failing their CT (it's pretty darn obvious). And majority of us failed more than one subject. So I have made a intelligent conclusion. Ready?

Those people who only fail one or less (do your maths, this means none, as in zero) are not human. It's impossible. It defies whatever law there is that states that you must fail more than one subject to qualify as a human.

So... Alien invasion.

For the rest of us who fail a couple of subjects, all I can say is: Welcome to the human world.

Think on the bright side. It's not counted in the O levels. So doesn't matter if the CT's really screwed up or something. In the end, after we sit for the O levels, we're gonna burn those papers up and watch it tear a hole in the ozone. I'm such an optimist.

I predict that we're going to get some "motivational talks" telling us that it's only the CT and we still have the EOYs, so we should start working hard blahblahblah. I think all teachers have this book that says "The Most Common Phrases A Teacher MUST Know". Maybe they're tested on that before they become full-time teachers, who knows?

Okay, I'm shutting up now. All these crapshit is not going to help anyone.