Saturday, November 24, 2007

Yvonne here. It's about the holiday homwork. I'm not that sure myself what homework we're given, but anyway, here's what I know we have to do.

Warning: Read at your own risk. I have to emphasize once again that I'm not 100% sure that this will be all we have to do, because I don't know anything most of the time. Thus, Source Yvonne is highly unreliable as she is either:
(a) Dreaming in class
(b) Talking
(c) Annoying people
(d) All of the above

Okay, yours truly shall cut the crap and stop referring to myself as a third person. So, this is the moment we've been waiting for: The Holiday Homework.

No fanfare? So anti-climatic. Okay, okay.

English
10-years-series November 1997 Paper 1 [I'm not sure which question/s we're supposed to do]
Comprehension [Sec 4E MYE 2006]
Distinction in English vocabulary [Exercise 41 to 52]
English Worksheet ["Court Grants Boy Wish to Select His Parents". Given during the Forward Track Programme]
The English worksheet is a piece of crap, trust me.

AMaths
Crescent Girls'
Revision For Additional Mathematics Nov/Dec Homework
Exercise 10B
Review Question 10
Review Exercise 2 [Not the whole thing though]
Lots of homework for AMaths. Like a gazillion questions. Okay, now you know why I almost failed Maths. There isn't a gazillion questions, and I just have problems counting. There's roughly 1000 questions or so, I don't know, I didn't count.

EMaths
Revision For Elementary Mathematics Nov/Dec Homework
That's all for EMaths, I think. And Mr Ng mentioned that there'll be a test when school reopens, don't know whether he'll remember. Hope not.

Express Chinese
8 newspaper cuttings or something [To be handed in on the first Friday when school reopens]
EOY paper [Given during the Forward Track Programme]
Some Chinese book [Test when school reopens]
Sorry, not sure what the Higher Chinese and Higher Malay people have to do.

Social Studies
Terrorism Research Paper
I have nothing to say regarding this one.

History
SBQ ["How far was the impact of the Treaty of Versailles responsible for the outbreak of war in Europe? Explain your answer."]
Test on Chapter 5 and 6
Deadline for the SBQ is 03rd January 1500 hours. Simply put, it means that we have to hand it in on the first day of school, before 3 p.m. I'm not sure if we're going to be tested on Chapter 5 and 6, or Chapter 4 and 5. As I've said before, I don't know anything.

Literature
One poetry from each poet. [Gillian Clarke, Carol Ann Duffy, Seamus Heaney, Ted Hughes]
Total of four poems, in case you've lost your ability to count. Don't try looking for a poem written by all of them. As far as I know, poets don't collaborate.

Chemistry
Check litespeed. I think Ms Chew uploaded some papers, haven't checked yet. I forgot my username and password. Too lazy to hack into my own account, which isn't really hacking, if you think about it.

Physics
I don't know.

That's about all we have to do. Let's hope the weather will be terrible these few days. I hate it when it's sunny out and I have to be stuck in the house doing homework.

In case you haven't noticed, we've got ourselves a spammer! In case you don't know, a spammer is someone who sells lollipop. Nah, please don't believe me. A spammer is someone who spams (Duh!).

Anyway, I think our beloved spammer has something with words. He/she (Don't know whether he/she is a he or a she, or maybe...?) I couldn't help but to notice that he/she kept repeating the same words. Aww, poor thing, can't type more than a few same sentences. And what's up with the "bastard" and "bitch"? That's just soooo CRUDE. Anyway, my honest opinion of this spammer is that he/she has some problem expressing himself/herself, and we should pity that poor fellow.

Okay, I'm a liar. I mean, come on. Repeating is to put more emphasis, I agree. But so many times? That's simply retarded. Only retards do retarded things. Oops! I didn't say that, did I? Let's pretend I didn't, because I don't mean it. Okay, maybe I do.

Honestly, some people just have nothing better to do than to spam. Perhaps they have no life, and thus, have nothing better to do than to spam just to get some pathetic amount of attention.

Never mind, what spammers do is their business. They want to give people the feeling of deja vu, that's their problem. They want to show people that they're incapable of intelligent conversation, that's their problem too. Mind you, I'm not implying that they're dumb people, but if you wish to imply so, feel free to.

Okay, that's all, have as much fun as you possibly can (Which isn't very possible) doing homework.